lemon

lemon
1. (Lemon) (1378↑, 339↓)
An anime/manga or (anime/manga) based fan-work that depicts sexual acts. Often shortened to simply "Lemon", the term is actually derived from a [hentai] anime in 1984, "Cream Lemon", which told a story about a girl called Ami and her relationships. Since then "Lemon" has been used to refer to all sexually-oriented fanworks, in particular fan-fiction.

"That site has a few lemon fics"

2. (lemon) (829↑, 226↓)
1. A tasty fruit that makes you make a funny face. 2. A fan fiction that is based on an anime/manga or video game that is sexualy oriented 3. Something that was useless or crappy 4. A lame person or thing 5. A bitter fruit

1. Your face looks funny, haha 2. That was a good lemon about Goku and Bulma 3. That was a total lemon, what a waste of money 4. Your suck a Lemon 5. ^.^

3. (lemon) (557↑, 189↓)
A lemon is a story of explicit nature, often seen as fanfiction for video games, anime or manga. It can range from mild to extreme adult scenes. Lemons are usually rated 18+ and are not recommended for minors.

"This lemon is rather steamy compared to one I read yesterday."

4. (lemon) (433↑, 156↓)
A car that you buy that you think is good, but really it sucks like hell and will break right after you buy it.

Dude, that car was a lemon, I was about to hand over my check when the radiator blew up, coolant flowed out like my ass when I gave my woman some [rusty mountains] after eating that mad stale [t bell].

5. (lemon) (221↑, 105↓)
1) A delicious yellow citrus fruit, good with Coke or Pepsi. Many find it sour. 2) A [fanfiction] rated NC-17 for graphic sexual situations, banned on fanfiction.net 3) A sexual game played by horny high school students. The names of five boys are written down, as well as five things one can do with a lemon, five girls, five female body parts, and five location. They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.

1) I don't like lemons. They're sour. 2) Ohmigosh, I read this totally hawt Hermione/Draco lemon\!\! 3)Let's play LEMON\!

6. (lemon) (237↑, 144↓)
an object of dubious value; a piece of crap.

My computer is so slow, I really think it's a lemon.

Author: Susy Zimzel http://lemon.urbanup.com/14365
7. (lemon) (87↑, 41↓)
A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions. Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them. This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.

The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected. My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit. The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new. My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.

Author: Brett Heneghan http://lemon.urbanup.com/1918154
8. (lemon) (25↑, 1↓)
In the world of fandom (check out fan fiction, fanfiction, fanfic(s), or fic(s)), a lemon is a story which consists of sexually explicit themes and situations. SYNONYMS: Limes: More romantic and cuddly than sexual, with some fooling around and kissing. PWP: Stands for “Porn Without Plot” or “Plot? What Plot?” Much more hardcore and to the point than lemons. As the name suggests, it’s all about sex, and is completely absent of any storyline or plot that would take place in a lemon or lime. You can google Harry Potter lemons (just about any popular work of fiction for teens will do) or google anime lemons.

Um... lemon... ^__^;;

9. (Lemon) (72↑, 48↓)
Just a word for Marijuana or a type of it.

"I'm choonged coz I've been bunning too much lemon"

10. (Lemon) (45↑, 26↓)
Lemon is a term which basically means don't get cocky, rude or mouthy to the person you're talking to.. (as seen on football factories)

Person 1 \< Alright Mate? \> Person 2 \< Fuck off mug\! \> Person 1 \< Don't get lemon\! \>

11. (Lemon) (21↑, 4↓)
I don't know what everyone else is talkin about. A Lemon's a fruit. A little yellow fruit.

I like to eat lemons. Cause they're a fruit.

12. (Lemon) (26↑, 10↓)
1. That which must be worshiped 2. A sexy and highly addictive thing to lick 3. That which many humans are extremely unworthy of

All hail the mighty lemon\!

13. (Lemon) (19↑, 3↓)
Term originating in London, referring to high-grade skunk (hydroponically-cultivated marijuana). Describes hydro that is 'above average' in terms of potency/quality. Widely used term in UK Grime music.

'This shit is the lemon\!' or... 'My man's got the lemon\!'.

Author: Cunny Linguist http://lemon.urbanup.com/3203338
14. (Lemon) (73↑, 58↓)
A lesbian. A female who drinketh from the furry cup. A bean flicker. A rug muncher.

That bitch just tried to feel my flange up. I reckon she's a full on Lemon.

15. (lemon) (14↑, 3↓)
A highly delectable fruit.

Did you see those lemons that Flip picked last night? They were pretty juicy. No one picks more natural lemons than Flip. Hers are the best.

16. (Lemon) (49↑, 39↓)
used by blues men to mean penis

squeez my lemon till the juice runs down my leg

17. (Lemon) (32↑, 25↓)
Old men having sex with each other or old men having an orgie/orgy.

"Wow that lemon last night was awesome," says the old man.

Author: Samanthaaaaaaaaa http://lemon.urbanup.com/2030841
18. (lemon) (9↑, 3↓)
a lesbian, female who is sexually attracted to other females. The word lemon is used when discussing such people in front of young children.

(talking to her friend in front of the kid) Janet, i have felt this way for a while...i'm a ...you know, a lemon.'

19. (lemon) (5↑, 1↓)
A [lemon] is another word for a [lesbian.]

1. Amy your such a [lemon\!] 2. Poppy and abbie are such [lemons]

Author: rachel mundey http://lemon.urbanup.com/5008004
20. (Lemon) (4↑, 0↓)
1 a fruit 2 a way to describe something thats bitter sweet, like lemonade. 3 a way to describe something that sucks 4 an enduring nickname giving to ones lover

-pass the lemon, I need to zest it. -It was so lemon, I did get to see the movie, but now I'm broke. -what the F*** that was so lemon, the movie sucked AND I'm broke..... -I miss Lemon, I dreamt about him last night =]

Author: I am Jack's lack of surprise http://lemon.urbanup.com/3617136
21. (lemon) (14↑, 10↓)
A pornographic fanfiction that consists of almost nothing but explicit, usually badly-written, sex scenes. This is the kind of stuff that gives all fan fic authors a bad name.

Some idiot [fangirl] has a whole bunch of lemons on her website.

22. (lemon) (2↑, 0↓)
in the same vein as using 'apple bottoms' to describe black girls with large asses, the term 'lemon' is used to describe an asian woman with a particularly large ass. the shape and color of lemons makes this term appropriate. lemons are quite rare, so if you happen upon one, be sure to savor it.

oh shit\! a lemon\! let's follow her and casually stare at [dat ass].

23. (lemon) (4↑, 2↓)
A term that discribes any type of new vehicles that needs constant repairs.

Man\! I just bought this brand new car & it turns out to be a lemon\!\!\!

24. (lemon) (103↑, 101↓)
1) A species of citrus plant that, depending on variety, produces orange, yellow, or green fruits with a bitter-tasting skin and a pulp which ranges from mildly sweet to very sour. Lemon trees are grown in tropical, subtropical, desert, and some temparate regions. 2) An erotic or adult fan-story about an [anime] or [videogame] character which was written by some sick pervert for the purpose of providing wank material for the [Wapanese] and the [fanboy] [otaku] who frequently attend [cosplay] conventions.

1) Lemon beverages are a popular drink during the summer. 2) The fanboy had a staggering collection of lemons on his shelf, next to the crate of hand lotion and 12-pack of toilet paper.

25. (Lemon) (1↑, 0↓)
when you are to high to do anything at all. ( walk, drive, eat,talk,ect.)

Mike:dude Jon is lemon Paul: haha yeah dude just leave him lets go to taco bell.

Author: ashdfciohdsuf http://lemon.urbanup.com/5804287
26. (Lemon) (2↑, 1↓)
A lesbian...

Person 1: Oh damn she was hot\! Person 2: Dude, She's a Lemon.. Person 1: No way.. Person 2: Yeah way\!\!

27. (Lemon) (3↑, 2↓)
A lesbian or a girl who does something remotely close to being a lesbian.

Girl 1: God stop checking out that girl Lucie Girl 2: Lemon\!\!\!\!

28. (lemon) (3↑, 2↓)
a light-hearted insult used to describe a person who is acting like a dickhead.

Josh:(nicks friends bag) Davy: oi\! Lemon. What you doing?\!\!

Author: Munchkinsoftheworldunite http://lemon.urbanup.com/3407601
29. (lemon) (5↑, 4↓)
east london slang for the cured buds of the cannabis sativa plant.

After contemplating whether it would be worth delving into Killer P's mobile phone to obtain a marijuana-dealer's number, Flowdan and his friend come to this conclusion: Killer P: It's a lot right now, lemon I can bun, blud Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz

30. (lemon) (13↑, 12↓)
An exceptionally butch and manly lesbian. Usually has a SOUR pussy.

Dude 1: Look at those 2 dykes\! Dude 2: Who? The fat bitches with spiky hair and camo shorts? What a pair of lemons\!

31. (Lemon) (0↑, 0↓)
It's like saying someone is sour, or like, upset. Often used in Melbournian circles and other cool groups of people.

Don't talk to that guy, he's pretty lemon.

Author: Toshibajjjjjjjjjjjj http://lemon.urbanup.com/5778909
32. (Lemon) (1↑, 1↓)
from gucci manes lemonade song referring to an ugly girl on the low alot of times ugly girls think its something good lol

she's a LEMON

33. (lemon) (5↑, 5↓)
a man's buttcherry, or anal virginity

We were all at dinner the other night and Dennis was practically throwing his lemon at me.... no thanks.

Author: Arturo Sandoval http://lemon.urbanup.com/4261343
34. (Lemon) (4↑, 4↓)
A hot, sexy, or sensual girl.

Bill: Watcha thinkin about? Jill: Lemons

35. (Lemon) (0↑, 1↓)
An adjective used to describe how great something looks, or how good a party was. This term is usually used in the Caribbean like The Bahamas.

That party was a Lemon wasn't it

36. (lemon) (1↑, 2↓)
easy, coming from rhyming slang (cockney slang) lemon squeasy/peasy meaning easy

Girl1: what did you think of that test? Girl2: lemon.

37. (Lemon) (2↑, 3↓)
east london slang for marijuana/canabis/ganja. Source: ganjafarmer, dirrty souf

1. Killer P: It's a lot right now, lemon I can bun, blud Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz 2. Wiley senior, lemon will lean-ya

38. (lemon) (4↑, 5↓)
An extremely tank human being, beyond belief, second to none who can beat a terry up with his lemon knuckles has had many songs dedicated to him Cannot withstand more than 5 minutes of the beach Has a group of mates with chodes Fingered a ranger the hottest ranger to rome the planet Earth Got jacked of Threee times without a blanket Resides in West side asia

*At a bodybuilding convention* Holy fuck They look like lemon Wait is that him no no its arnold swatanigger NO its a LEMON lalalalala

39. (Lemon) (10↑, 11↓)
A person in the company of a couple who feels out of place. Much like a [gooseberry]. Comes from the simple fact that everyone has a single lemon in their fruitbowl, which looks and feels out of place. (I may have made that last bit up)

I spent the evening with Beatrice and Archie last night and felt like a right lemon.

40. (lemon) (1↑, 3↓)
A word that describes a person that is nerdy or lame. usually they are red headed, left handed, and have large heads. For a similar definition see nunan.

Bryce: wow, Cameron is such a lemon\! Kyle: I know. Look at him suckin it up on Call of duty. Bryce: I bet even you, kyle, could beat that lemon in Modern Warfare 2\! Kyle: With one hand tied behind my back and a USP. 45

Author: Mr. Lesly Chow http://lemon.urbanup.com/4516731
41. (Lemon) (8↑, 10↓)
Unlike [banana], a Lemon would be an Asian that seems completely Asian in looks and character. A Banana would be "yellow outside, white inside." A lemon would be "yellow in and out."

You don't see many Lemons anymore in the States.

42. (lemon) (8↑, 10↓)
ok, primarily, its a citrus fruit (duuuuuh) but its also slang for [lesbian]. its a teen subculture kinda word and noone over the age of like, 25 really uses it.

josh: woah fionas lookin' hott\! jared: talk bout barking up the wrong tree *snigger* jason: yeah\! she's a right lemon\!

43. (lemon) (13↑, 15↓)
If a person is a lemon it means they ar ea lesbian

My sister is a lemon she kisses her best mate

44. (Lemon) (0↑, 3↓)
(noun) Another food word to associate with a person of Asian ethnicity. Similar to twinkie or banana but acts completely Asian.

Dude John is such a lemon, for someone born in the States.

45. (Lemon) (2↑, 5↓)
A colloquial term for Marijuana, weed, green etc

- ''Anyone bringing lemon for the party tonight?'' - ''LET'S GET BOSSED ON LEMON\!'' - ''Lemon........''

46. (Lemon) (3↑, 6↓)
A term for a White gurl in general.

Michael: U like dem lemons? Calvin:I love dem lemons.

47. (lemon) (2↑, 5↓)
a female who engags in sexual relations with other girls. including kissing. usally happens at WAN

bridgette- no tammie i will not make out with you.. you lemon. tammie- ill go see jamie then shes in to it

Author: Bridgette;breakdown http://lemon.urbanup.com/2645164
48. (lemon) (3↑, 6↓)
abbreviated cockney rhyming slang for cocaine. short for lemon barley (which rhymes with charlie). only the first word is used.

"fancy a bit of lemon?"

49. (lemon) (5↑, 8↓)
another word for [lesbian]

why you snogging girls, ya lemon\!

50. (Lemon) (4↑, 7↓)
A term used to describe an ugly, dilapidated beat-up car.

Bob: Yo, U still ridin that shitty ass car? David: Yeah, but i gotta get rid of this lemon before my bitches come around.

51. (lemon) (12↑, 15↓)
when somebody can not take a joke and react in a violent manner

"haha dannys ginger" "piss off man i merk you" "oooh bwoi y u getting so lemon"

52. (Lemon) (2↑, 6↓)
When two people ferez.

Jasmine: DUDE, I TOTALLY HOOKED UP WITH JENNI LAST NIGHT\! Saida: Awesome, foo', that'd make a nice lemon\!

Author: tila tequila. http://lemon.urbanup.com/2772022
53. (lemon) (2↑, 6↓)
Another word for someone's Head

If somebody dont tell me where ma money is ima start knockin lemons lose.

54. (lemon) (2↑, 6↓)
a person who gets injured playing sports very easily and often

Brendan hurt his back again, what a lemon\! If you squeeze Paul's hand, you can get some lemon juice

55. (lemon) (5↑, 9↓)
A term meaning any fanfiction in which sex between two or more people occurs. can be any sexual preference, yaoi, yuri, straight, sometimes even includes nothing but group masturbation.

I am a lemon writer. Gives me something to do.

56. (lemon) (1↑, 6↓)
ur sweet, a pussy or a bitch.

Yo you bitch stop bein a lemon.

57. (lemon) (0↑, 5↓)
Being bad at something that is impossible to be bad at.

Pento: Man I'm so bad at economics. Eric Shin: Wow you're such a lemon.

58. (lemon) (7↑, 12↓)
1) Yellow [fruit] containing high amounts of [vitamin C]. 2) Lemony person who typically gets [unwanted] attention.

Lemon Mirangue, Lemon Snowcone, Tom Willis

59. (lemon) (27↑, 32↓)
A lesbian with a bad attitude.

So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.

60. (Lemon) (3↑, 8↓)
a roundish pointy ended fruit that is usually yellow apart from when its blue

Do you want a lemon?

Author: Alex and Rachel http://lemon.urbanup.com/177767
61. (lemon) (3↑, 9↓)
a female of the homosexual persuasion, usually very attractive-looking and with an impertinent attitude.

Oh, that girl is hot but I bet she's a total lemon.

62. (Lemon) (3↑, 9↓)
dirivitive of the word 'Lemman', an archaic word for 'lover'.

UXM quote- Destiny was Mystiques lemman

Author: pasty kensyt http://lemon.urbanup.com/140608
63. (Lemon) (12↑, 18↓)
a lesbian; a device created out of a lemon for smoking hashish.
64. (Lemon) (4↑, 10↓)
1. A gay gurl, often hot, but sometimes not, she'll go for the furry cup, and ruffle her girlfriend up, then she'll start kissing her and feeling her insides, then its time for the strap on and penetration deep inside 2. A citrus fruit

1. TATU, Luceal + Tang 2. ''dat lemonade sure woz good''

65. (lemon) (5↑, 12↓)
A type of fruit. Usualy found in perticular drinks. Sour.

Guy\#1: Dude look what i found a lemon\! Guy\#2: ... Guy\#1: ... Guy\#2: ......You gona eat that or what?

66. (lemon) (9↑, 17↓)
1) A type of fruit that is very useful when making tarts, teas, or pies 2) Anything from Kia

1) That lemon tart looks good 2) Kia Sportages are ugly

Author: claustrophobic chicken http://lemon.urbanup.com/948769
67. (lemon) (5↑, 13↓)
Bland, cookie cutter, porno stories. Get to be really tasteless.

Lemon stories are nothing like real lemons (the fruit), because real lemons actually have a constantly intense and nice, sour flavor.

Author: The Hitokiri-Battousai http://lemon.urbanup.com/379643
68. (lemon) (3↑, 12↓)
When a guy or girl urinates during sexual intercourse.

"Man, I was hitting dat shit last nite and she pulled a lemon on me outta nowhere\!"

Author: Nasty Massey http://lemon.urbanup.com/582681
69. (lemon) (4↑, 14↓)
1. Oldsmobile Eighty Eights 2. All Oldsmobiles period

Friend: My car broke down yesterday. Me: Damn, must be an oldsmobile

70. (lemon) (10↑, 21↓)
A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.

What about that one with long dark hair? No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon

71. (lemon) (3↑, 17↓)
a.k.a aaron krohn. kinda dumb loves baily

do do do baily is cool mo freka

72. (Lemon) (5↑, 22↓)
A female who like to tongue fight wit other girlies hehe ;). Thought to be used because when the women is dehydrated her puss puss is very acidic like a lemon.

Billy get me a drink of whaaaater cause me pussy taste fuunny when I don't drink water.

73. (Lemon) (8↑, 31↓)
A masachistic,sadistic nutter who rapes cats and has a fetish for clamped nipples.

o my god man u is a lemon

Author: Chris Summersell http://lemon.urbanup.com/587991
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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